👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadSaturday, May 16, 2026
So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we noticed that the barista was having a hard time keeping up with all the orders. She was moving around quickly, but still seemed a bit frazzled. I asked her if she was feeling a little
buzzed
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