I took my car into the shop the other day because it was making a weird knocking sound under the hood. The mechanic spent a long time listening carefully and checking all the hoses and belts.

He said he needed to do some intensive car-diology.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!