I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.

He was the core of the operation.

So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert

I guess you could say he was a shell of a man with a lot of knowledge

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.