👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadMonday, May 18, 2026
So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert
at shell-ing out advice
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