Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did Santa invest in a new filing system?

He wanted to keep track of all his Clauses.

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to sleigh the competition in the relaxation department

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.