๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadTuesday, May 19, 2026
I asked my dad what his secret to a happy retirement was on Father's Day
and he said it's having a to-do list that's longer than his bucket list
More Father's Day Jokes
I framed a picture of my dad's handyman to-do list for Father's Day
And he said it was the first time someone finally understood his life's work
I got my dad a new smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would finally put an end to his temperature tinkering.
Now he just complains that the future isn't warm enough.
My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was an hour of peace and quiet.
We found him in the garage, deep in conversation with a loose bolt on a bicycle he hasn't ridden in a decade.
My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper
but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower
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