I got my dad a personalized grill set for Father's Day

Now he's branding everything, including the family dog

My dad's perfect Father's Day usually involves him disappearing into the garage for a bit.

He says he's 'meditating,' but I think he's just making sure his wrenches haven't changed size since last Tuesday.

I wanted to get my dad the perfect Father's Day gift this year.

So I just subtly moved his favorite wrench one slot over in his toolbox. He'll be happily perplexed for hours.

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

He just wants an afternoon at the hardware store with no specific project in mind, just 'inspiration browsing'.