What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause!

Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job?

Because it wanted to branch out.

Why did Santa consult a meteorologist every December?

He needed accurate "snow-casts" for his delivery routes.

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

Because he heard them singing 'All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth' and wanted to make sure they got proper dental care!