What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the snowman go to the party?

Because he heard it was a cooler event.

Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.

Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

He liked to keep an *elf-eye* on quality control.