Why do parents strategically place all the presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve?

To make sure they're all 'grounded' until morning!

What's a Christmas tree's favorite game show?

The Spruce is Right!

Why did Buddy the Elf always carry a thesaurus?

So he could find new ways to say, 'Cotton-headed ninny-muggins!'

Why do Christmas carolers always sound so insistent?

Because they won't leave until they get their figgy pudding!