Why did the snow globe always look so nervous around the holidays?

Because everyone kept shaking it and asking for a 'White Christmas'!

What do you call a broken candy cane?

A mint-ake!

Why did Santa get an assistant?

He was tired of claus-trophobia in his office.

Why did Buddy the Elf get a job at the North Pole's coffee shop?

He heard they served the best 'espresso' of Christmas cheer!