✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockFriday, May 22, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Water.
Water who? Water you waiting for, open the door!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Disguise.
Disguise who? The sky's the limit for wordplay, so prepare for an un-pun-believable groan-fest!
Knock knock. Who's there? Elijah.
Elijah who? A light bulb just went off, I've got a brilliant idea for a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a
manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.
Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!
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