What did the vampire say to his dentist after a filling?

You've sucked the pain right out of it

Why did the werewolf have trouble paying his rent on time?

Because he was always having a hairy month!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with.

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!