Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.

We thought we'd found the perfect wedding venue

until we realized the 'rustic charm' was just a nice way of saying 'no working toilets'

We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

I asked [Groom's Name] what he was most looking forward to about married life.

He said, 'Finally having someone to share all my hobbies with.' Bless his heart, he's about to discover a whole new world of *her* hobbies.