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Wedding PlanningSaturday, June 20, 2026
We tried to book our dream wedding venue a year and a half in advance.
Apparently, Saturdays in October are reserved for people who started planning their weddings in kindergarten.
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Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.
Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.
I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?
In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart
Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,
and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.
I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is
mastering the art of saying 'I'm sorry' without knowing what you did wrong
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