We started our wedding seating chart with a simple diagram.

It quickly evolved into a complex flowchart, complete with 'demilitarized zones' and 'mandatory buffer tables'.

I used to think 'finding yourself' was a journey of self-discovery.

Then I got married and realized it's mostly a journey of finding the remote control after my wife's been using it.

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him make some big decisions, but I have to say, marrying [Bride's Name] is the smartest thing he's ever done.

Although, I'm pretty sure his decision to put the toilet seat down every time is what really sealed the deal.

I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom

He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'