Marriage is like a game of Jenga

you start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down, but somehow you're still happy to play together

I used to think the biggest compromise in marriage would be deciding on vacation destinations.

Turns out, it's deciding who gets to keep 80% of the duvet and still pretend to be asleep when the other person starts shivering.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.

Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.

Many people have offered advice to [Bride] and [Groom] on their big day. The best piece of advice I've heard is to always treat your partner like they're the only person in the world.

Especially when they're asking for the remote.