I used to think the biggest compromise in marriage would be deciding on vacation destinations.

Turns out, it's deciding who gets to keep 80% of the duvet and still pretend to be asleep when the other person starts shivering.

When my wife and I were dating, we'd spend hours having deep, meaningful conversations about our lives and dreams.

Now, most of our communication involves a series of interpretive grunts about whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher.

I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be together

They said it was love at first sight, but I think it was just because they both swiped right

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person is always wrong