I gave my dad a gift card to his favorite hardware store for Father's Day.

He said it was perfect, he needed to buy a new organizer for his existing tool organizers.

My dad has a PhD in dad jokes – he's perfected the art of making you groan with love.

But the only thing he really wants to hear repeated is 'I love you,' and he'll pretend to be hard of hearing until you say it just right.

I got my dad a new smart thermostat for Father's Day, hoping it would make his life easier.

He just set it to 72 degrees, then looked at me and said, 'Now that's what I call a *degree* of comfort!'

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day this year.

He said, 'An afternoon alone with the lawnmower, and no one questioning my stripe patterns.'