Knock knock. Who's there? The sound of one hand clapping.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Sunday, May 24, 2026

The sound of one hand clapping who? Exactly! You're not supposed to be able to answer that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself!

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