Knock knock. Who's there? The sound of one hand clapping.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Sunday, May 24, 2026

The sound of one hand clapping who? Exactly! You're not supposed to be able to answer that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.

Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary, or can I just walk right in?

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