Knock knock. Who's there? Next.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Friday, August 7, 2026

Next who? Next time, just open the door, this isn't a surprise party.

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Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Citation needed.

Citation needed who? This joke requires a source to be funny.

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