Knock knock. Who's there? Next.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Friday, August 7, 2026

Next who? Next time, just open the door, this isn't a surprise party.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Wait.

Wait who? Wait a second, I thought *you* were supposed to tell *me* who's there!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave.

Dave who? I don't know, *you're* the one who's supposed to open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock

knock. Who's there? *sigh* Never mind.

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