I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings

My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!