I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.

I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going