๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutSaturday, May 16, 2026
Our CEO said we're a family here, so
I'm waiting for my vacation days to be paid in hugs and apologies for making me work on Thanksgiving.
More Millennial Jokes
I'm trying to start a family, but the only thing I can afford to nurture is my debt
I've been trying to develop a growth mindset in therapy
but so far the only thing I've grown is my therapy bill
I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails, and they said
it's about 'being present' and 'synergy' โ code for 'I don't trust you to actually read the email'.
I've been practicing mindfulness in therapy to manage my anxiety
now I'm aware of every thought, including the one that says I'm still not doing the dishes
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