๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutSaturday, May 16, 2026
Our CEO said we're a family here, so
I'm waiting for my vacation days to be paid in hugs and apologies for making me work on Thanksgiving.
More Millennial Jokes
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my unhealthy patterns
Now I can identify all the ways I'm sabotaging my relationships, but that doesn't mean I've stopped doing them
I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy
but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath
I finally feel like I'm really adulting.
I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.
My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'
when I asked for a raise.
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