Why did Dracula get a bad performance review at his new office job?

His manager said he wasn't pulling his *weight*... he was just sucking the *life* out of everyone.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why was the mummy always so bad at using his new smartphone?

He kept getting completely wrapped up in the apps!

What's a skeleton's favorite kind of candy?

Bone-bons!