Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

Because it was feeling a little wrapped up in its problems.

Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!

Why did the werewolf have trouble paying his rent on time?

Because he was always having a hairy month!

Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

Because he needed to paws for a license renewal.