What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?

A blue stick

Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy at the North Pole?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section