๐ Christmas Joke
Classic ChristmasFriday, May 29, 2026
Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?
Because it was branching out and having a tree-mendous holiday season
More Christmas Jokes
What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?
A blue stick
Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?
To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.
Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy at the North Pole?
They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.
Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?
Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section
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