Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

I asked my boomer friend for investment advice

He told me to buy a house, I told him I'd rather buy a Lambo, at least then I'd have a vehicle to sleep in

I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion

and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.