๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraFriday, May 29, 2026
I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle
and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles
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I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle
but the only thing I can sell is my plasma, and even that's not getting a good price on the market
Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion
and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.
My therapist told me to embrace mindfulness and live in the present.
So I immediately started doomscrolling to escape it.
I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails
and they said 'but then you'd miss out on the synergy and collaboration... and also your paycheck'
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