So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

I took my kids to the dentist, and we saw a toothbrush with a badge on it

I guess it was a 'brush' with the law

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.