So I was at the coffee shop this morning, and the barista accidentally spilled some coffee all over the counter. He looked really flustered and apologized profusely.

I told him not to worry, because sometimes you just gotta *espresso* yourself.

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.