I asked my dad why he still carries a small photo of me in his wallet, even though I'm all grown up now

He said, 'It's not the picture that's outdated, it's my parenting – I'm still carrying you around in my heart.'

My dad's idea of retail therapy...

...is walking through the hardware store, picking up random bolts and muttering, 'I'll need this someday.'

My dad's garage is so well-organized, he can find anything in it

except his social life

My dad always says you don't need a professional for home repairs.

You just need a can-do attitude, a YouTube tutorial, and about three trips to the hardware store.