Dad's been working on the same home improvement project for months

I'm starting to think his idea of 'completion' is just being able to find all the tools he needs to finish it

I asked my dad what his big plans were for Father's Day.

He said, 'I'm finally going to get around to that home improvement project... once I finish polishing my wrenches.'

My dad got a brand new grill for Father's Day, and he spent the whole morning meticulously arranging the charcoal.

He said, 'I'm just making sure everything is in its proper *grill-spot*.'

I was going through some old family photos with my dad on Father's Day

and he pointed to a picture of me as a kid and said, 'You know, this is my favorite photo of you – it's the only one where you're not asking me for money.'