My dad has this amazing superpower where he can fall asleep in any chair, at any time, usually within seconds of sitting down.

I used to think he was just tired, but now I realize he's just recharging his 'Dad energy' so he can always be there for everything tomorrow.

My dad's garage is so well-organized, he can find anything in it

except his social life

My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1992, but still can't find his reading glasses that he left on the workbench 5 minutes ago.

I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day

and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies