I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!

My family's Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday meal.

It's an annual performance review of everyone's life choices, followed by pie.

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve into this magnificent bird...

...just promise me you won't get *fowl*-tempered waiting for your slice!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down