My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this bird, I'm just thankful for one thing...

That this turkey finally decided to *stuff* its pride and join us for dinner!

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

To get some egg-cellent abs for Thanksgiving dinner!

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!