In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

To get some egg-cellent abs for Thanksgiving dinner!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health