Alright, folks, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

This turkey is really *fowl-play*ing with my emotions!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all take a group photo before we're all full, argumentative, and regretting our life choices