What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?

Because he heard someone might be stuffing the deck!

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.