I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving

It's having a gobbler of a time, but it's stuffed with anxiety about being the main course!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.

And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!