Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!