I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've got a problem, I've been feeling a little horse lately'

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.