So I was at the garden center with my kids, and we saw a beautiful display of flowers and plants. The kids were amazed by all the different colors and smells, and we started learning about the different types of blooms. I asked the gardener what his favorite flower was to grow, and he said it was

the pick of the bunch

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!