In my family, the most anticipated event at Thanksgiving isn't the food or the football game

it's watching my aunt and uncle try to use Snapchat to send a group photo

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

To get some egg-cellent abs for Thanksgiving dinner!

At our Thanksgiving table, the most intense competition isn't for the last piece of pie.

It's trying to get Uncle Steve to stop talking about his crypto investments.