I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

But she just gobbled up the idea

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!