I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is so unpredictable,

we've started setting the table with a fire extinguisher and a therapist's phone number.

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.

Why was the cranberry sauce a good listener?

Because it was always jam-packed with advice