At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Alright everyone, it's time for the main event! As I carve this magnificent turkey, I just hope my knife work doesn't lead to any...

...fowl play.