I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

I went to the orchard and saw an apple tree with a ladder leaning against it.

I guess it wanted to take its fruit to a higher level.

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!