I was trying to help your mom put together this new bookshelf she bought online. The instructions were really complicated, and it had about a million little pieces.

After an hour of struggling, she threw her hands up and said, 'I just can't make sense of it!' I said, 'Well, honey, sometimes you just have to *shelf* your frustrations for a bit and try again!'

So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

and she said it rang a bell