I went to a seafood disco last night.

I pulled a mussel.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

So I was at the garden center with my kids, and we saw a beautiful display of flowers and plants. The kids were amazed by all the different colors and smells, and we started learning about the different types of blooms. I asked the gardener what his favorite flower was to grow, and he said it was

the pick of the bunch

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.