I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

Ian.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down