What's a Christmas tree's favorite social media platform?

Pine-terest.

Why did Santa's elves start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the clause for celebration and wrap up the music scene!

Why do parents strategically place all the presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve?

To make sure they're all 'grounded' until morning!

What's Santa's favorite navigational app for his sleigh?

Waze, because it helps him avoid all the 'Silent Nights'!