Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole traffic management system?

To rein in the chaos

Why did Santa's reindeer start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to deer-legate their workload and get more rein-deer-ence pay!

Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

He liked to keep an *elf-eye* on quality control.

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section