๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraFriday, June 5, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but my budget is tight
I've got a 500k mortgage and a 5k salary, I'm basically just renting money from the bank at this point
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I've been working on my emotional regulation in therapy
Now I can cry about my student loans in a more intentional way
My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.
So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
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