๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraFriday, June 5, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but my budget is tight
I've got a 500k mortgage and a 5k salary, I'm basically just renting money from the bank at this point
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I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
My company says 'we're a family here.'
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I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
My therapist told me I need to be more present.
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