๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, June 13, 2026
My parents told me to 'just pull myself up by my bootstraps.'
My boots are from Target and the straps broke two months ago.
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I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms
Now I can procrastinate with a clear conscience and call it 'self-care'.
I just got advice from a boomer to 'just buy a smaller house'
like a studio apartment in a desirable neighborhood is just a Honda Civic with a Murphy bed
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.
And just living in that.
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