I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job

I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage

which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver