๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialWednesday, April 29, 2026
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text
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I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
My therapist encouraged me to find healthy ways to self-soothe.
So I started color-coding my anxiety spreadsheet.
Our manager said we're a family here, which is why
I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I can healthily detach from my responsibilities and procrastinate with self-awareness
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