I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy

now I can identify at least five different ways I'm procrastinating on my therapy homework

I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

My therapist said I need to 'regulate my nervous system.'

My nervous system said, 'Just one more TikTok.'