I've got a fowl confession to make,

I'm a little stuffed from preparing this Thanksgiving meal!

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

Every Thanksgiving, my aunt brings her famous 'mystery casserole.'

We're still not sure if it's a side dish or a science experiment.