Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

Why did the turkey refuse to play video games this Thanksgiving?

Because it already had enough drumsticks!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?

Because he heard someone might be stuffing the deck!

At our Thanksgiving table, the most intense competition isn't for the last piece of pie.

It's trying to get Uncle Steve to stop talking about his crypto investments.