I was going to ask the turkey for its opinion on the Thanksgiving menu...

...but I figured it would just give me a lot of gobble-dygook.

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

Why did the turkey get a standing ovation at Thanksgiving dinner?

Because he really brought his stuffing to the table!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess