At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

The main course at our Thanksgiving isn't turkey or stuffing.

It's the passive-aggressive commentary from across the table.