At our Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just pass the gravy.

We pass around a fully charged phone, because silence is only awkward if you're making eye contact.

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Every Thanksgiving, my teenage nephew tries to explain his latest TikTok dance to my grandma.

She just keeps asking if he needs more fiber.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.