Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this turkey, I just hope I don't...

...make a fowl-up!

Why was the stuffing feeling anxious on Thanksgiving?

Because it was stuffed with emotions

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.