My therapist told me I need to confront my fears.

So I started a podcast about all my anxieties instead.

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles

My boomer parents told me to 'just invest in a diversified portfolio.'

I told them my diversified portfolio is currently four different streaming subscriptions and a crippling student loan.