I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms,

but so far, my go-to coping mechanism is just telling people I'm doing the work in therapy.

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

My boomer parents told me to invest in real estate.

Now my single houseplant counts as my entire property portfolio.