My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.

I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.

My boss scheduled a 'wellness check-in' meeting,

and I nearly had a stress attack just putting it on my calendar.

My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.

I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles