✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockSunday, June 7, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.
Tank who? You're welcome! No, seriously, *tank* you for opening the door; I was starting to lose my *bearing* out here.
Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a
manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.
Knock knock. Who's there? Byte.
Byte who? I'm having a little trouble processing your question.
Knock knock. Who's there? Repeat.
Repeat who? *sigh* Fine. Knock knock.
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