So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!

I'm trying to start a career as a baker, but I'm struggling to knead the dough.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!