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Friday, March 20, 2026
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
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My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.
I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.
I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.
I guess you could say she was a little off-beat.
I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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