I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've got a problem, I've been feeling a little horse lately'

I took my kids to the bakery and we saw a big sign that said they were having a sale on bread

It was a loaf of deals

Why did the piano get in trouble at school?

Because it kept key-ing off its classmates.

I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants

and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'