I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I was trying to brew a new type of coffee this morning, experimenting with different grind sizes and water temperatures. I really wanted to get that perfect cup.

But no matter what I did, I just couldn't espresso myself properly.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.