So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said

it was a jaws-dropping experience

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.