Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants

and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'

So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

I took my kids to the bakery and we saw a big sign that said they were having a sale on bread

It was a loaf of deals