I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

So, I went to the library this afternoon, looking for a book on anti-gravity. I spent a long time searching through all the science shelves and even asked the librarian for some help.

But I just couldn't put it down.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!